I know it sounds corny, but it's true. I'm not ready to jump back into dating just yet. I'm just too tired to deal with all the drama for now. Send me a message if you want. I might read it after the holidays.
Wow, I can't believe I'm actually on one of these dating sites. But whatever, it's free so might as well give it a shot, right?
I'm gonna come right out and be honest with you. I have a hook. It's on my right arm. It's not a big deal. People hardly ever notice it. It's a functional hook and I can swap it with different attachments. I have some pretty cool ones and I can't wait to show you them all.
You ever had sex on a water bed on a house boat? There's a first time for everything.
FYI, my profile picture is a little old but I don't know how to use this digital camera my grandkids got me. So, just add like 10 years to that photo there.
My friends told me this site was easy to work. THEY ARE IDIOTS! This is not easy at all. How do I set up my profile? What box am I typing in?
In my free time, I like to paint watercolors of sea birds. Life on a boat can be pretty high pressure sometimes. I find painting really relaxes me. If you want, I can send you some pics of my favorite pieces.
Turns out the fishing business is pretty recession-proof. I have a lot of extra cash and I'm looking for a special girl to spend it on.